yupp.. i'm still alive.
i haven't been doing much.
i've been a lazy ass.....
so my life is not v interesting atm.
hence i'm running out of interesting stories to share.
well... since there's nothing really exciting going on.
i'll share with you my driving lessons stories!
so as some of you know i've got a new driving instructor.
he teaches advance driving.
so i'm taking lessons in a mitsubishi ralliart.
he's done some mods on it so its pretty quick.
(ps: he speeds a lot... which means.... when i speed... he doesn't really ask me to slow down)
anyways. lessons on monday.
we drove up to the hills... and you know how the roads are in the hills
they're all curvy and narrow....
so yea... he's like okay keep going keep going 70...80..90..100
man we were going round and rounddd.
and he's like " now make the turns without braking"
so i was at 90-95 tryna make a turn without braking.
MIND YOU LOSER PLATER not meant to be making turns at that speed without braking.
chloe: can i brake? i don't really wanna die up here
ian: nope. keep going. and speed up once you see the straight line.
chloe: okay... but if i die... its your fault.
ian: ahhahahaa
mannnnnnnn... it was sooooo fun. and then coming down the hills.
this white guy in a ford was being a dickhead.
just because my Loser plate is so big
he thinks he could bully me (he wanted to cut into my lane in front of me)
chloe: "OHH... YOU WANNA GO"
ian: hahahaha okay we'll teach him a lesson... now speed up and overtake him don't let him overtake us.
so we sped up so quick he couldn't overtake us. HAHAHAHA and when we finally slowed down he quickly speed up again to overtake... mannn he was sooooo pissed. he's like shaking his head and staring me down.
LOLL. betcha he's like "man you're a bitch"
hahahahah... seeeee.. don't be dickhead guys.. just cause you drivers have your full license doesn't mean you can be mean to losers like me on the streets.
i'll smoke your ass! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wednesday, 31 March 2010
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Why do you have the all the funniest stories? It's not fair.
ReplyDeletelol its not that funny. i've had funnier ones. LOL :)
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